By: Nadeem F. Paracha
After learning that Asma Jahangir has passed away …
After learning that their favorite leader’s goat passed away …
Asking women to observe modesty …
Asking men to enjoyezz life …
Demanding action against all corrupt people
No, wait. Against just those who I don’t like.
Trying to become fraaand of random women on Facebook ….
However, on the subject of Valentine’s Day …
On Twitter …
In real life …
On the issue of US drone strikes in Pakistan being discussed on international forums …
On the issue of honor killings in Pakistan being discussed on international forums …
On the news of Malala getting shot …
On the news of Aafia getting jailed …
Demanding a complete ban on women wearing saris in Pakistan …
Demanding arrest of all murderers …
No, wait. All, except the leaders of lynch-mobs.
After learning that Asma Jahangir has passed away …
After learning that their favorite leader’s goat passed away …
Asking women to observe modesty …
Asking men to enjoyezz life …
Demanding action against all corrupt people
No, wait. Against just those who I don’t like.
Trying to become fraaand of random women on Facebook ….
However, on the subject of Valentine’s Day …
On Twitter …
In real life …
On the issue of US drone strikes in Pakistan being discussed on international forums …
On the issue of honor killings in Pakistan being discussed on international forums …
On the news of Malala getting shot …
On the news of Aafia getting jailed …
Demanding a complete ban on women wearing saris in Pakistan …
Demanding arrest of all murderers …
No, wait. All, except the leaders of lynch-mobs.