Scene 1: Qalandar is playing chess online with Bobby Fischer who is giving him tough time. Koila (coal) interrupts him. He is Qalandar’s pastry chef. He is white like the English for his parents are the native English! “The new army chief is here to see you Sarkar!” “Bobby, Koila will play my moves […] The post The New Army Chief Calls On Qalandar appeared first on The Friday Times - Naya Daur.
Lady Museebath is fed up with society and people in general. Don’t expect sympathy but only the kind of advice no one will give you in real life! Q: Lady Museebath, this humidity is killing me. My hair is perpetually frizzy and my skin is covered in a layer of oil. What do I do? […] The post Lady Museebath’s Problems appeared first on The Friday Times - Naya Daur.
One would think more than 200 years of colonial rule would have prepared the British on how to deal with hotter temperatures than the usual rain and gloom of England, but our Twitter timelines have us convinced otherwise. A heatwave has happened upon the hapless people of the good old UK, and oh boy were […] The post Dear British People, Here’s A Helpful South Asian Guide To Battling Heatwaves appeared first on The Friday Times - Naya Daur.