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Some unforgettable memes from 2018 elections

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The year 2018, from highs to the lows, facing yeses to the nos, has been a roller coaster ride, yet unimaginably imaginable, yes, you got me… I mean, weren’t the pseudos predicting elections and unmasking the burqas of democracy? *Haaw behurmati…* (Background voice says: ‘Ye to hain hi landay k angraiz’).

Well, these tricks are old like a wine, for they taste fine to the those who love to  draw lines, unknowingly of their own boundaries. No matter what is said or heard, the struggle of knowing remains constant, with seriousness being a variable. I might be poor with math but I’d try to sum it up with the humor calculator, the machine which saves many of us from embarrassment quite often. For instance, have you ever imagined farting at a funeral? Of course not while you’re dead but at someone else’s death. That would be termed as highly biological release of methane rather a ‘fart’. That’s what a humor calculator does. Having one can allow you to count on it during unavoidable and cringy circumstances..

*Imagine Amitabh’s Voice* ‘DEVIYON OR SAJJANO, HUM SWAGAT KRTE HAIN APKA IS AD-BUDH KHEL MEIN JISKA NAAM HAI KON KRE GA MEME-PATTI’… AUDIENCE SE MINTI HAI K WO APNE HUMOR CALCULATORS THAAMAY RAKHEIN..!

There are many claims on elections being rigged. Okay… *Move on* For once in life let’s try not to be the relatives at weddings who be like ‘Ye To Pakki Love Marraige Ho Rahi Hai’… Moreover ‘Sasu Maa after marriage’ too, ‘Ye Nataij qun nahi aa rahe? Dhandli hui hai kya?’

Many came all the way from some ‘Chichu Chapra’ Village to cast votes, and couldn’t stand waiting to see their wives at home. Happens… Holy Spirits can get inside any moment.

Not all were horny, a guy was deprived of a seat to their way home. Anyway, he improvised.

Polls Begin and the ‘Paen Di Sirri’ in literal terms was seen happening

Elections were temporary, Paen Di Sirri was constant. The cricket freaks had a plan too

And the moment, of which all were waiting

The Aftereffects – Aray Lekin Kehna kya Chahte ho?

Some were Fearless and Tearless, until teared apart *aww*

The tight victory and the game of independents

*FEELING* Look at me baby, like Jahangir Tareen looks at an Independent

From ‘Savior’ to ‘Savour ka Pulao’

Hello? Im still here…

Because ‘Vicotry Speech’ was too mainstream

Okay folks, my tabdeeli is calling at home, got to make a ‘Naya Pakistan’ tonight… see ya!

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