Well, these tricks are old like a wine, for they taste fine to the those who love to draw lines, unknowingly of their own boundaries. No matter what is said or heard, the struggle of knowing remains constant, with seriousness being a variable. I might be poor with math but I'd try to sum it up with the humor calculator, the machine which saves many of us from embarrassment quite often. For instance, have you ever imagined farting at a funeral? Of course not while you're dead but at someone else's death. That would be termed as highly biological release of methane rather a 'fart'. That's what a humor calculator does. Having one can allow you to count on it during unavoidable and cringy circumstances..
*Imagine Amitabh's Voice* 'DEVIYON OR SAJJANO, HUM SWAGAT KRTE HAIN APKA IS AD-BUDH KHEL MEIN JISKA NAAM HAI KON KRE GA MEME-PATTI'... AUDIENCE SE MINTI HAI K WO APNE HUMOR CALCULATORS THAAMAY RAKHEIN..!
There are many claims on elections being rigged. Okay... *Move on* For once in life let's try not to be the relatives at weddings who be like 'Ye To Pakki Love Marraige Ho Rahi Hai'... Moreover 'Sasu Maa after marriage' too, 'Ye Nataij qun nahi aa rahe? Dhandli hui hai kya?'
Me after eating one vegetable pic.twitter.com/SWn622PpN7
— F (@furreekatt_) July 26, 2018
Many came all the way from some 'Chichu Chapra' Village to cast votes, and couldn't stand waiting to see their wives at home. Happens... Holy Spirits can get inside any moment.
Day 6969 without sex: pic.twitter.com/AZsDMAVF33
— Hotn't (@Shutdaphuckup_) July 25, 2018
Not all were horny, a guy was deprived of a seat to their way home. Anyway, he improvised.
BEST STORY EVER! Flight to Lahore was overbooked. My friend @wifiwaala ws told he can't get a seat. He told the check-in person that he HAD to be on the flight because he's contesting elections tomorrow. He showed them this poster as proof and was allowed to board!#Elections2018 pic.twitter.com/2tpsAwxRsO
— Haider Azhar (@HaiderAzhar) July 24, 2018
Polls Begin and the 'Paen Di Sirri' in literal terms was seen happening
Man this is the "aik din geo ke sath" episode we need.
Dopahar ko mousoof ne khana khaya.
Shaam ko dalla keh ke mukhatib kiya.
Phir soora keh ke alvida kiya. pic.twitter.com/OsvDpdbJPV
— Puffin Man (@junaidakram83) August 3, 2018
Elections were temporary, Paen Di Sirri was constant. The cricket freaks had a plan too
Meray wazir e azam ban'nay kay baad is sey jhaaro lagwaya karna. pic.twitter.com/ZnwpLW08Gf
— Saad Amjad (@SaadAmjad_) July 26, 2018
And the moment, of which all were waiting
روک سکو تو روک لو!! pic.twitter.com/4aa3VTMzNG
— Ansar Abbasi (@AnsarAAbbasi) August 4, 2018
The Aftereffects - Aray Lekin Kehna kya Chahte ho?
.,. - I think I’m done for life. Good night pic.twitter.com/3PGtIbjYRb
— maho (@mahobili) July 31, 2018
Some were Fearless and Tearless, until teared apart *aww*
میں اُن میں سے نہیں
اگر الیکشن ہارگیا تو عورتوں کی طرح رونا پیٹنا نہیں کروں گا، ذوالفقار مرزا کا الیکشن سے پہلے کا بیان
آج جناب اپنی اہل خانہ کے ہمراہ رو بھی رہا
اور پیٹ بھی رہا
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جهل دٻ حوالي ???? pic.twitter.com/P6TinAx4NF
— RabNawaz Baloch (@RabNBaloch) August 4, 2018
The tight victory and the game of independents
کسی کو یہ یاد ہے عین الیکشن سے پہلے کا خطاب؟ “انڈیپینڈنٹس کو ووٹ مت دینا۔ اُن کے لیئے کو وہی جگہ نہیں ہو گی پی ٹی آئی میں ۔”
آج اُن کو پکڑ پکڑ کر تحریک ‘انصاف’ میں ڈالا جا رہا ہے pic.twitter.com/ngoo5YQJOy
— Gul Bukhari (@GulBukhari) August 4, 2018
*FEELING* Look at me baby, like Jahangir Tareen looks at an Independent
جہانگیر ترین کو بولو سارے پیسوں سے امیدوار ہی نہ خرید لینا ابھی شیروانی بھی لینی ہے، pic.twitter.com/LjdynVI5Wr
— Broken News (@NewsParodyPk) July 30, 2018
From 'Savior' to 'Savour ka Pulao'
Exhibit A: pic.twitter.com/xsORtLXHiS
— Nishtar Park (@NishtarPark) August 2, 2018
Hello? Im still here...
چیف جسٹس جیسے زیرک اور اتنی دور کی سوچنے والے صدیوں بعد پیدا ہوتے ہیں pic.twitter.com/YorjBzdDMG
— Umar Cheema (@UmarCheema1) August 4, 2018
Because 'Vicotry Speech' was too mainstream
today was good, but this is still my favorite imran khan speech of all time. pic.twitter.com/hZCM3ku5Ht
— Umar Ahmed (@TheUmarAhmed) July 26, 2018
Okay folks, my tabdeeli is calling at home, got to make a 'Naya Pakistan' tonight... see ya!