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Nuts be like …

By: Nadeem F. Paracha

 

After learning that Asma Jahangir has passed away …

 

After learning that their favorite leader’s goat passed away …

 

Asking women to observe modesty …

 

Asking men to enjoyezz life …

 

Demanding action against all corrupt people

 

No, wait. Against just those who I don’t like.

 

Trying to become fraaand of random women on Facebook ….

 

However, on the subject of Valentine’s Day …

 

On Twitter …

 

In real life …

 

On the issue of US drone strikes in Pakistan being discussed on international forums …

 

On the issue of honor killings in Pakistan being discussed on international forums …

 

On the news of Malala getting shot …

 

On the news of Aafia getting jailed …

 

Demanding a complete ban on women wearing saris in Pakistan …

 

Demanding arrest of all murderers …

 

No, wait. All, except the leaders of lynch-mobs.

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